Just a few sayings

Love is grand !
Divorce is a hundred grand .

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I am in shape.

Round is a shape.

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Time may be a great healer,

but it's a lousy beautician.

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track,

You'll get run over if you just sit there.