Body Parts
Time for another joke I got as an email:
Mrs. Parks asked her 8th grade class...
"Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
Mrs. Parks continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"!
Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
"Mrs. Parks said,
"Very good, Kevin,"
then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
(1) you have a dirty mind
(2) you didn't read your homework ; and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!!!
___________
Hope you likes it.
Mrs. Parks asked her 8th grade class...
"Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said,
"You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
Mrs. Parks continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"!
Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
"The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.
"Mrs. Parks said,
"Very good, Kevin,"
then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
(1) you have a dirty mind
(2) you didn't read your homework ; and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!!!
___________
Hope you likes it.
posted by Crazedmomof4 at 10:51 AM
5 Comments:
Where in the world do you find these?
That's so funny.
Mwahhhhahahhahahahahahaha - You really come up with some good ones! At least I know where to go for a laugh!! Hope you and your 4 monsters are doing fine!!!
You are a hoot, Crazed!
Hi Melissa ~~ You have some great jokes
here and it's great to have a laugh.
Thanks for sharing them with us. Also
thanks for your comments about the
Doughboy. Take care, Cheers, Merle.
one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!!!
What a line Melissa
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