Time for a Joke

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down whenhe saw him.Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad youdecided to come to Mass, what made you come?"Murphy said, "I've got to be honest with you, Father. Awhile back, Imisplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynnhad a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass andI figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going toleave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."The priest gave Murphy a big s mile and said, "After I talked about 'thoushalt not steal,' you decided you would rather do without your hat thanburn in Hell, right?"Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about'thou shalt not commit adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."