Oriental Words of Wisdom


Man who run in front of car, get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there,

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

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I got this & the next one from Herons Nest

Let's see if that link works, I just seem not to be able to get this thing...yet.
Here's another from her...

A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day.

Suddenly she blurts out, :

Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked off if it isn't ready on time.

When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food.

In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.

She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to his dinner.

To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day."

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him !," they exclaimed.

Two months laer, her husband died.

The women were sitting around when one of them said, "You killed him !! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in ! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing that you murdered your husband ?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his ass. Sorry about that